I refuse to root for ANYONE in that whole sordid mess. I’m just enjoying the spectacle.

I nearly choked on a drink seeing this. Beautiful.

Am I the only one who thinks Pressley and AOC can have cosmetics endorsement deals waiting for them whenever they get out of politics?

Wolfenstein II was nothing more than a clothesline on which to hang one ridiculous, improbable sequence of nonsense after another. And I mean that as a compliment.

Smart lawyer? More like Larry Klayman.

BBT is the fucking worst. 

So if he wins Indy, will he drink the milk out of his shoe?

Have you seen how they’ve been able to pack the courts with nincompoop or just plain villainous conservative judges? Hell, he’s doing a GREAT job for them on THAT note.

“Friends” without the laugh track is an exercise in cruelty.

This comment has my stamp of approval.

We can already tell you’re old...you use two spaces after the full stop.

To be fair, most professional athletes at that level are the kind of people you wouldn’t want to break bread with. But yeah, F1 drivers are a bunch of divas on another level.

Kenny Smith made that same point at the very end of that video. Great point.

Couldn’t agree more. It’s better on not just humane grounds, but practical, as well.

Megyn Kelly was the scorpion, NBC was the frog.

When Bob Marley said, “We got to fulfill the book,” that wasn’t the book he meant.

If they enlisted, they might have black people in their unit, and they couldn’t deal with that.

Why not? Already happened to Deadspin.

Just a minute: You mean people actually wear this stuff in the open? I thought it was just some kind of weird collecting hobby for rich dumb fucks?

This is some serious “The dog ate my homework” level excuse-making, kids.