The thing that’s forever baffling to me is, why the hell is there such a thing as a minimum requirement for the number of arrests/traffic stops/etc.? Is it a money thing, or is it a justify-your-existence thing? Bizarre. 

It’s also the rule rather than the exception.

I thought the same thing. Those must be his shoes of eternal ass-kicking.

Now THAT is good Kinja.

Pour one out for Deadspin and fuck J.S. (Not Jason Schreier--you know who I mean.)

I’ve never beaten a Lynel in this game, and I’m kinda just a chicken about taking one on. Clearly, I need more practice.

Former farm kid here. You are absolutely correct about the difference in mindset.

I wish I could have come up with that last sentence myself. Well done.

His disdain for interviews makes these pearls of wisdom all the more appreciated when he spreads them around.

My genuine fear is that The Root will be next. Without that site, there’s no point in keeping the lights on.

I’ll never forget the image of Diana comforting John as he wept uncontrollably at Gianni Versace’s funeral.

When Stephen A. decides to go off on the matter, it’s been obvious to everyone for at least 5 years.

Given the recent history of Splinter and Deadspin, no one could blame ANYONE for leaving.

Because they had 8.1 in between, kinda. Not the greatest reason, I admit.

And now I have THIS song stuck in my head.

Who’s the original model?

4th Gear: Did Ghosn take an Uber while doing everything else?

Fleet sales.

When you have to go on Tucker Carlson’s show to defend your good name...

Take your star belt.