He can always claim he was punch-drunk.

I would pay several dollars to look into Adam Gase’s medicine cabinet. Dude can’t be on just mega-caffeine.

To say nothing of El Alamein.

At some point, this race will be run with RC cars.

Were it not for Notre Dame, yes.

And yet, more than one passively re-posted Hamilton Nolan’s article on private equity chodes the day it happened, which did not go unnoticed.

This. Pour one out for Splinter.

And yet he’s still stealing the headlines of the day, because Biden. SMDH.

After Bill O’Reilly and Roger Ailes, they won’t go anywhere near such a credible accusation.

Sounds like the person in charge of sending the return ticket might have been downsized in the meantime.

I would travel a long way to place an order with Art Briles working a cash register, just so I could berate him about my fries being overdone.

So you’re saying Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has more career 3's than a starting guard? Remarkable.

How dare these people make me feel sympathetic to someone affiliated with Penn State?

I’m pretty sure I could run a mile faster than the dead ones, but only if my own heart makes it a full mile.

You related to Adam Gase?

Tough call on favorite athlete not on “my team,” because I don’t have a lot of team affiliation, but I’d say Sean Elliot and Steve Kerr during their playing days as high on the list. Nice to see Kerr’s socio-political sense leads to him being a pretty stellar person.

At that distance, an electric bicycle is a perfectly valid option. Or an ordinary bicycle.

First Gear: Nissan making the “safe choice” is what made them a company for rental fleets and people who want to be bored by the driving experience.

Did you know Michael Jordan got cut from his high school team? Cuz he’ll more than happily relate the story at his Hall of Fame induction.

Came for this, not disappointed. Bill Hicks a close second