Bucknor not being in the Hall of Fame is a crime.

“Prime Mister Botha....There’s 14 million black people. There’s 3 million white people. Now does the name ‘Custer’ mean anything to you?”

Resume Fluff sounds like the worst pastry filling of all time.

Remember, the polls also had Hillary winning in 2016.

Nupe.

Oh, god—I didn’t even know I needed this in my life until now.

And now I need a Prozac. 

Still beats being a SOBER Dolphins fan this season.

I’d be worried they’ll name Incognito as captain to replace him, but he’s not on the defense.

Ban him permanently.

I want to see someone arrange to have Rudy spout off on the Bidens, and then spring Biden on him live to say, “Do you have anything to say to my face, Rudy?”

It’s Bucknor--how do you know it was intentional?

You’re saying there are no grammatical Nazis?

I don’t know if he has a death wish so much as he has a giant ego and a tiny brain. We’ll see how that works out for him once record companies stop talking to his agent.

“Look, do you REALLY want to get hurt for HIM?”

Mr. Nugent, so nice you could stop by.

I always knew Kareem was the best.

4 wins in the past 2 years is better than Trump’s record, for sure.

Mr. Harriot, your first two of the three points are identical. Fix the second one, please?

At this point, they’d just slip it into his script and he’d just read it like it’s nothing.