I don’t know if he has a death wish so much as he has a giant ego and a tiny brain. We’ll see how that works out for him once record companies stop talking to his agent.

“Look, do you REALLY want to get hurt for HIM?”

Mr. Nugent, so nice you could stop by.

I always knew Kareem was the best.

4 wins in the past 2 years is better than Trump’s record, for sure.

Mr. Harriot, your first two of the three points are identical. Fix the second one, please?

At this point, they’d just slip it into his script and he’d just read it like it’s nothing. 

Or draw squares in the dirt like we did. 

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

ISU fan/Ames resident here. Pollard’s reaction Tuesday...

Really, though, that counts as nose to the grindstone for him.

Am I the only one who thinks Eli's mental state in 15 years or so will be utterly sad? He's dumb to begin with, and all that abuse...

He should just drop the pretense and become a callboy, already.

You’re new to humans, aren’t you?

“ESPN reported that the 37-year-old didn’t want the surgery, but it’ll be the doctors’ decision to make.”

This confirms my cynical opinion that I’ll never be rich because I’m not amoral enough.

She can expect a call from Martina Navratilova to be her doubles partner at Wimbledon.

Ten miles long? I’d LOVE to know the level of precision that thing is built to, in order for a sled travelling that fast to not tear itself apart because of a slight bend in the rail.

Namely, to take the ball out of his glove voluntarily.

And that, children, is why you hustle down the line.