In other words, Jets gonna Jets.

I really hope she has control of the bank account, is all I gotta say.

+1 Pulitzer Prize.

Well, he didn’t want to let all that time in Miami go to waste.

Belichick strikes me as being totally of the ilk described above. Although, he, by all accounts, also uses actual statistical analysis to find trends and possible areas of weakness, rather than just watching the All 22 stuff. Strikes me as a more efficient approach.

They might have softened up over the off-season and then blistered TF out in training camp. 

That movie sounds like a can’t-miss. Oh, wait...

Instead of the Failsons, how about the Winsons?

God. Damn.

He’s worth enough, he should pay US.

You’re ignoring the greatest factor keeping him in--his ego.

I’m pushing 50 and have been playing games since Pong, and this shit makes me feel old. 

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER or GTFO.

I mourn the loss of Zodiac from these responses, but he’s in a better place (ie: not a Lions fan).

Agreed. “Grab ‘em by the pussy” didn’t change anything, why would this? At this point, it would only entrench people on both sides.

I honestly wish he would have. This situation is a living hell for Michael, and more so for his family.

Chill? Ballmer?

So does “Rogue Hybrid” translate to “token effort without enthusiasm” in some foreign language?

That second picture looks like someone told Balmer to “Act casual,” and that was the best he could come up with.