“(I)sn’t there a correllation between steroids and skull penis size?”

Comedian Kathleen Madigan made a joke about the South losing the Civil War because they couldn’t warn each other of the Yankees coming fast enough.

At first, I thought I was seeing something out of “Snow Crash.”

With financial skills like this, Peterson could become President one day.

And now I need this in my life.

“Hmm, maybe Rhonda Rousey’s performance in MK11 isn’t so bad...”

Honestly, I have a large library of science programs I’ve collected over the years, and about every third episode features a prominent science educator who has since been at the very least credibly accused of some serious wrongdoing. I’m glad Phil Plaitt still has a clean reputation (that I know of), or I might have…

Some people look for robins as the first sign of spring. I look for WYTS as the first sign of autumn approaching. Goodbye, work productivity.

Bite your tongue.

Pitaro’s actions smack of someone who has the redoubtable Bob Iger looking over his shoulder at every turn. 

You could easily make the same argument for eliminating football at the military academies. Those men are at high enough risk of brain trauma from combat, no need to give it a head start on the gridiron.

And upending the board when he loses.

My fear is he’s high-profile enough to make an example out of him.

Me, too. 

Obligatory... 

He doesn’t. He switched to Denny’s waitresses instead.

“Damn it, mom, I said FLOOR it, not FLOOD it!!!”

Has anyone checked this woman for a history of radioactive spider bites? 

Yup--it would have been the first thing they fixed when someone tried it.

Like Donald and Melania actually speak to each other...