Sounds like Mother Theresa.

The kind who’s proven she’s capable of kicking balls really, really hard. Trump would find that intimidating.

Found Trump’s new surgeon general, everyone!

I hope Trump strokes out WATCHING it on TV.

My first thought, too.

Steve Bannon isn’t with them anymore, but the Mercers maintain control.

Pretty sure Hope Solo has opinions on Twitter about it.

...for once.

Condolences on your loss.

Please tell me you took a group photo and sent it to the dickhead?

“Don’t hurt the brand!!”

THAT is what will haunt my dreams.

Etsy.

He should just run as a Republican and end the charade.

If there aren’t a few dummies, it’s not a representative democracy.

Another masterpiece, Michael. Well done.

Qatari stadium-building leadership.

If anyone can find a way, they can.

What do you wanna bet the rest of the pitching staff are taking bunting practice more seriously, at least for a few days?

A stripper’s wardrobe malfunction is when the clothes stay ON.