+1 K-Tel cassette from my childhood.

“Few” jokes? Try Jim Carrey mugging the camera for entire minutes of a fuggin’ trailer. Puke. 

Neutral: in related news, I am legally changing my name to Faraday Future so I can score some 9-figure payments to keep ME going.

This is the best comment.

Still driving my silver Grand Prix GT after about 12 years. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she was driving an unsafe Toyota Camry out of financial necessity, so I let her drive my car to and from work and nursing school. She’s now my wife and a kick-ass nurse, and that car is a part of our shared life together.…

That’s the only one that can be unquestionably held against her, morally, IMHO.

Mr. Nolan, your paragraph describing the crowd of boxing bros is a lovely piece of work, both writing and psychology. Well done.

The officials got it wrong.

“Do you know how many people I killed in ‘Nam?”

3rd Gear:

Or any other kind.

You'd think in all that time, he'd have learned you could also hold the runner, too.

It’s a good thing it’s prohibited by the Constitution, because there is no punishment cruel or unusual enough for this man.

Sounds like that officer has declared kanly on Taylor, or something.

Needs a mushroom cloud, somehow.

“Only God can judge me” = “Fuck you, peons, I’m better than you.”

Any idea if Larry Brown is available? Pay him enough, he’ll do anything.

Aw, Mazda still thinks people tow things with a CX-5? How cute...

Nice play on words, there, Slick.

I’m rooting for city councils to ban all of these people.