OK, you broke my ability to laugh silently at work. One star rewarded.

He doesn’t have to beat himself up with an insane amount of touches anymore because of the presence of Saquon Barkley.

But will they Accomp’ny Me?

They always work in the Lego video games, for sure.

Shorter R. Kelley: “You can’t DO this to me! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Same.

Fuel economy is rated at 22.5 mpg combined on the European cycle, if you were at all curious.

“I’ve never seen anything that even remotely would remind me of racists, and believe me, I recognize a racist when I see them.”

Honest question: Is there any reason they couldn’t just offer the Skyactiv-X engine in the CX-5 and be done with it? I’d be thrilled with that.

Just make sure to front-load her contract. 

The really gross thing about that video was hearing Celine Dion on the soundtrack. That should come with a trigger warning. 

Also, us ‘Mercans can at least pronounce “lieutenant” as God intended.

Bonus for spelling “aluminum” with a British accent.

Two words: plea deal.

So what type of sets should I buy instead if, say, I use the TV as an occasional computer monitor with LOADS of static imagery being a given?

So what type of sets should I buy instead if, say, I use the TV as an occasional computer monitor with LOADS of…

Clif’s Notes version: He’s excruciatingly awkward in person, he has almost zero interpersonal skills, and the way he treated the fans during his playing days embarrassed the other players greatly. I can’t speak to how much that’s changed since his playing days, but he was interviewed by Neil deGrasse Tyson a couple…

Your brother is Stephen A. Smith?

You’re an American. Go for it.

Testifying that Trump is a shithead is irrelevant. Testifying to active criminal activity on the part of the President is all I care about. 

Spoken like a true champ.