Counterpoint: they were already no good, and always have been.

There’s an Insomnia Cookies in my home town, which features a Big 12 university. I would be willing to bet a fair number of delivery drivers can attest to stoner clients. The cookies are fucking great, though. 

There hasn’t been a cheap shot to the face like that since Dick Cheney gave up hunting.

Why in the world did the referees not call that a violation? Unless the rules have changed since I failed miserably at playing basketball, you’re not supposed to double-clutch like that.

“Looks fine to me.”
Dan Snyder

“I’m only hanging on to watch you go down...my love.”
U2, “So Cruel”

Lifetime of practice.

Sailors gonna sailor.

He only cares about Ivanka because Oedipus.

Regrettably, Iowa is still saddled with Kim “Aunt Lydia” Reynolds. 

What kind of world do we live in where a RAV4 can actually hit 90?

I want to eat it.

There are days when I really think Shep Smith is the only anchor there who would be able to find anything close to a similar position with another, more mainstream network, but now that Megyn Kelly flamed out at NBC, I’m not so sure anymore. Certainly having Fox News Channel on your resume is a bit of a poison pill…

As a newly-minted stepfather, I suddenly find myself drawn unnaturally to all-white sneakers (think K-Swiss tennis shoes). My wife was horrified when I told her the shameful truth.

I recently read “Pattern Recognition” by William Gibson, and this article reminds me of so much of what’s in that book. I highly recommend it.

At this point, the wishbone would be a better choice.

Chris, are you trying to sell us on a screenplay starring Adam Sandler?

Look, man—we can’t have creative touchdown celebrations any more than MLB can allow players to flip bats after home runs. Otherwise, we might actually grow our viewership with the younger generation that likes to see its hero athletes having fun, and we just can’t allow that.

Julio Jones’ odds of scoring a touchdown today were 28:3.

Hitler was appointed Chancellor, not elected.