“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I would imagine that recipe didn’t include pork, unlike the current popular iteration. So it’s still Swedish! Oh sure, it’s all harmless laughs now, until the Germans ask us for the Hamburger back, since it’s based on the Hamburg Steak. Once it’s been appropriated and significantly altered by another culture it’s a…

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

The reporters are sleeping too well. Better add a titan outside their window.

I turn on the sprinklers. There’s one that spills wide and high. Great mess.

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

Corn Syrup (Karo) is NOT HFCS. Traditional corn syrup is 100 percent glucose, and contains no fructose.

Alton Brown has already disproved the mushroom as super sponge theory. It gain less than 1% when washed, and goes down to no difference if you pat them dry. Another quick reminder, mushroom are generally around 95% water. Human beings 70% water which do you think will take in more water when washed.

The non washing of…

How To Make Sober Guests Feel Welcome At A Party:

Problem solved!

Men had their cig pack in a coat or shirt pocket, which was easily accessible, whereas women had to dig through their purse to find their cigarette case?

Pro here. First question re: mushrooms. It helps to think of most fruits and vegetables, but *especially* mushrooms as living things, so you want to let them breathe a little. For this you want a plain old brown paper lunch sack. If you want bonus points, fold a (dry) paper towel and put it the bottom first, then your…

The title reminds me of this scene from History of the World, Part 1.

“Who’s the bitch now?”

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life: