Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

Tasticles.

floor waxes to dessert toppings

“...from floor waxes to dessert toppings” - are we in an SNL sketch?

A New Shimmer reference. Well-played!

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

Did his McLaren have that future-predicting suspension? Bet it didn’t see that coming.

Still get a little teary listening to Drive. Breaks my heart.

“Your goal: win the Colonel’s love, become his business partner, grab a few buckets of coleslaw, and see where the evening takes you.”

King’s Drive-in was the one most will remember in Lincoln, NE. Cheese Frenchee (think deep fried grill cheese) and a root beer freeze (blended float) were my main gotos. Stock photo from the interwebs)

DO NOT TAUNT APPLE FUN CARD.

Is that Pawnee corn or Eagleton corn?

i dont have an issue with it, as long as they play with these:

It’s a page out of the Tom Haverfood playbook.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Wonder how long it’ll be before we’re back to grunting and flinging poop at one another.

The guests at a wedding were taking the food and centerpiece. So, you’re saying there was a wedding on my dad’s side and no one invited me? That’s rude.

I haven’t been to a funeral back in Wisconsin in a couple years but the last couple I went to were the kind where the wake or memorial service or whatever you call it was a big meal served up by church ladies. Depending on your tolerance for cafeteria fare, the food is generally nothing special... until you get to dess…