The fuck matters where the cesspool is at on the planet? Michigan, Florida, Italy, Brazil. Dumb fucking knuckle dragging trash is dumb fucking knuckle dragging trash. 

Quick: Someone write a bro-country song about killing Gran Gran with COVID-19 so they got summer banger to play at this woolly cesspool.

Texan “nationalist” butthurt seethes through the ones and zeros. Enjoy your avacado Texas toast.

Yeah, keep telling yourself the average Mexican wanted to give up Texas to the U.S. because of a few political alliances. Next you’re gonna tell me the average native American loves being laid up on the shittiest plots of land in the country. 

Ha! That’s nothing! I haven’t had sex in like six years... maybe because I don’t own a truck. It’s most likely because I’m ugly, though.

“which is possible”

What? I love Doritos. Combos are better though.

Mexico didn’t want once-foreign Texans in Mexico either, but “y’all” showed up anyway, and the natives before them didn’t want the fuckin’ Spaniards either.

As for a Japanese competitor at Le Mans, Toyota’s TS020 was an actually competitive car and a much, much more hard fought race. Katayama’s drive to try and take the lead back from the BMW LMR after a rear cut and tangled horrifically in the bodywork was positively Herculean. You’d have to actually have an interest in…

The 787B was HARDLY the first Wankel Mazda raced. Far from it. They had been running them since the early ‘80s in a variety of sports cars and prototypes (honestly, their GTU cars should get more historical than this luckyboi). There was lots of development time there. The 787B won 1 race on good luck and lost 20…

No worries, I've developed a mental filter for Karencraft. They all look the same to me. 

It should also be mentioned that Mazda campaigned several other Wankel powered cars at the time and previously (757, 767, RX-792P in IMSA) without any success as well. People talk about the 787B like they showed up with a rotary powered car out of nowhere and SCHOOLED everyone, and the FIA and ACO subsequently…

Thank you. The 787B won Le Mans due to the oft flukieness of long endurance races (ask Toyota). If you look at it’s overall result, the car was pretty shitty.

So many drugs consumed here!

Biracial Karen would like a stern word with you.

Are we going to one of those new-agey but still “Jesus is rad!” churches in a business lease stripmall next to a call center? Because I’m out on that.

This looks straight out of a Clint Eastwood directed horror movie where a fed up Boomer rolls around in this thing and murders unruly Millennials at night.  

That looks fake as fuck. I hope the rest of the PS5 stuff doesn’t look that bad. :-(

This should be on a bathroom door somewhere.

Why not just pop the fasteners and replace the whole nose?