Stop breeding bros?

Holy shit, the premise of this article is moronic. Why would car culture in Phoenix be “unlikely”? I grew to kinda despise the place (the uppity golddigging urban redneck culture fucked me off), but even I’ve gotta defend the place I lived for a long time here:

Phoenix is mostly a transient population. Settle down with your sunburn nationalism.

It's not the power. There's 2000 bhp EVs at this point. It's the vacuum traction.

Yes!

Where the hell is Carmageddon?

Q: Will dipshit citybillies drive it 15 mph through my neighborhood covered in MAGA shit just like the previous model?

Fun fact: It’s called the Eletra because Karen doesn’t start with the letter ‘E’.

I mean IF you like penis-shaped cars that would never win races.

*degens

Who won't what now? 🤨

I’m all for it if it makes cars cheaper and more reliable. Ouside pricey specialty-focused offerings, cars aren’t interesting enough to not be all the same thing anymore anyway. I gave up caring years ago. 

You’re that tool at the party telling that guy no one’s listening to him, yet there you are lecturing him about his pedantry.

*former Viper owner: Constantly got asked if I “got a lot of chicks in it” from bros. “Chicks” (ugh on that term) either did not care about Vipers whatsoever or I am so ugly that it wasn’t worth it to them to let me know, probably a combination of both. 🤣

I dunno, Glickbro has a lot of hot takes for sure, but the Gamer community ARE a bunch of hair-trigger angry racists/homophones/misogynists who eat their daily bowl of MAGA-Qs for breakfast. It’s not a difficult thing to do. 🤣

“Never has a car so boldly told its single passenger to go to hell because this is a car for the driver.”

*dramatic Danny Elfman-esque orchestration plays

If he was, then take notice how he got no statue as opposed to Greendale Alum Luis Guzmán.

It always amazes me that the company had the foresight to name itself after it’s eventual consumer demographic.

Front end looks like a ballhair trimmer.