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    GT cars are just moving chicanes.

    I grew up in Upstate New York in a rural area and it was racist AF. I never saw a Confederate flag once. Shit, most people didn’t even listen to country... but the hicks up there sure had a lot of negative shit to say about black people in general (despite none even being around). I moved on with my life in big cities

    Pretty sure that’s a ballhair trimmer for gargantuan cave trolls.

    Austrian Motor Works

    AMW? 

    *Bavaria?

    Crack Pipe or Crack Pipe?

    Can I overnight some parts from Germany? I need a ten second car. Asking for family.

    No way I’m driving a suppository.

    I made a grand total of $23k (AGI) last year. This is my excuse for not owning an electric car.

    This wasn't the cyberpunk future we were promised. It's a world of less useful minivans. Shuttlecraft looking MPVs would be so much more cool than this crap. 

    Yikes, I’m 43. I ain’t going down like a bitch like that. Give me the GNX with a RTJ chain on the rearview. 

    Yup. Looks like Karenmobile #697 to me. 

    I didn't say that.

    Better than any Fast and Furious movie and that's all that matters.

    I wrote this while taking a shit.

    That's awesome. I like speed shooting. I don't expect racing fans to give a fuck though. That's my point.

    I have no Ill will towards bicycle racing whatsoever. You missed my point entirely.

    I said no such thing.

    Bah, then you gotta put the pig-ass battery weight in there and kill the downforce-to-weight ratio. What this needs is a GP500 two-stroke and a CVT.