You missed the best one Hoss.

They’re the vinyl collectors of the car world. Just don’t bother trying to talk to them.

I’m willing to go used. Shit, I got a low mileage Focus for $11k, with taxes, dealer fees, etc., out the door. 

Can’t you read, you illiterate bumpkin? I said AUTOCORRECT... which often is as dumb as NASCAR and you. No wonder you’re an incel.

I've never owned or wanted a pickup truck. Rent one on the rare occasion you need one, or pay for the delivery.

Forget both of those nonsenses. just want a $20k electric car that’s not a dorky P.O.S.

Holy fish-working-a-coral-reef-gloryhole! ;:-/

You can have a legacy system in place and start employing a new system at the same time. :-|

Let's just call him Elon Trump from hereforward.

“Elon Musk has famously dismissed LiDAR and called it ugly”

On A Boat is funny, but the problem with joke songs is they’re often lampooning an already obnoxious and earworm-y styles to begin with. Listening to them on the reg for funzies is gonna get old real quick.

They’re all fucking stupid and varying degrees of unwatchable. F&F movies are like hour-and-a-half 1990s music videos made for the “I like money” guy from Idiocracy.

Man, I forgot about that juiced dumpster of a song. Not sure if it’s worse than Gucci Gang, or alternately, anything that falls under the umbrella of crunkcore, though. Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend or whatever that legendarily awful shit was.

Shoulda not lived beyond your means and packed away some savings for the hard times, corporations! Hold on while I do my best Boomer impression and point to where your bootstraps are.

Great song. Devy’s version rocks too.

They should do “The Fast and Furious movies, except they were all replaced by movies that weren’t shit”.

“What’s holding you back?”

True. It's essentially a crappy two-stroke engine. 

And they manage to advertise on prime time television more than just about any other industry how? They're raking in cash like any other similar racket like the diamond industry and telecom providers.