Right. So why keep making cars for Louis Hamilton that kill Paul Walker dead? 

Came here to say that. Knucklehead as much as this Jabroni is, I think the Carrera GT's handling was inspired by intoxicated goats on ice.

That’s not how babies are made. 

I'm 43 and haven't had a date in seven years.  Guess I should try being rich. 

I bought a mildly used, low milage, late model Focus for $11,000 with taxes and dealer fees last year (2019). What the fuck were these cokeheads on a about ($8300 in 1992)? Who bought this trash?

Could be autocorrect, Cletus. Either way, I’m not stupid enough to put the engine in the wrong end of the car. NASCAR is. So, yeah, less dumb than you fuckers.

Recreating Fast and Furious movies had been the bane of this new millennium. I abhor the practice. 

I want dead NASCAR driver and fans. Yes. Thin the heard.

Angular hot mess, indeed. Did someone actually ask for cars this fugly? 

To me it seems like “same shit, different agent/insurer" here in Florida.

I looked at both, neither are available in Florida.

I’m not with a company (Geico, Progressive, etc.). That’s not how it works here. I have an agent that is supposed to do that, provide me with the best solution. They don’t represent a specific company. I just don’t understand why it’s so difficult for them to understand I’m parking the car until this mess gets over…

It’s considered a safety/visibility hazard most places and won’t cost much, or anything at all.

I’m trying to do this TODAY in Tampa Bay (I freelance and therefore don’t drive to to work... and freelance work has dried up anyway) and I can’t get any straight answer on how to reduce costs. I was trying to take the car off the road altogether (as it’s gone above $185/mo. / $1100+ prepaid 6 mos, friggin’ 2012 Ford…

This is where I blame the Fast and Furious franchise... because it’s terrible and I despise your love for it. :-)

Indeed: “Freedom!!! ...but hold on while I worship this demagogue without critique.”

Blind enforcement is exactly WHY police are trash. If you aren’t available for abstract thought, you’re just immoral servants offering nothing to society. This isn’t about diesel, it’s about Jim Crow, pipelines on native lands, and every other shitty thing the mindless servants of the “blue line” have sucked the…

T1 wasn't tandem, though. It was more like a 2-seat McLaren F1. The passenger is slightly aft and to the side of the driver. 

I believe a number of people graduated during those years, yes.