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    Indeed. The irony of this hillbilly trash is not missed. I grew up in a rural area and the number of “respect the law” rednecks getting arrested for DUIs, hunting out of season/without license, pot arrests, punching some rando at a bar for not liking the right football team, etc. were plentiful. These dumb shits need

    No one buys sticks anymore. Like rotary phones that way.

    Settle down there, Suze Orman.

    Just call them what they're used for: Minivans

    This is how Tesla is calculating its torque numbers now.

    They’re making another Gay Punisher... er, I mean Batman, movie, FFS?! Yet we still don't have an At The Mountains of Madness film. Seriously, fuck you Hollywood.

    Hate is great! It even rhymes. 

    No time to reflect is necessary. They will continue to make F&F films. I will see previews and be reminded of how fucktarded they are in the encapsulated 30 second montage. My hatred will be re-stoked, and the shitting will begin anew. 

    “Looks like a normal car" is not a enforceable regulation. 

    Is this shit even DOT legal to sell in the U.S.?

    It’s a wing, not a spoiler.

    It’s a wing, not a spoiler.

    I’m mostly trolling here. I mean I still think the F&F movies are terrible, but mostly I like taking the piss here because Jalopnik has such an unnecessary chub for the Twilight for bros franchise... but you don’t seem to get that and keep kicking the proverbial dead horse... so the person here that might he dumb

    Yeah. Probably should have just defaulted to ‘OK Boomer’.

    Has she finally tinted down to Vantablack yet?

    F50 GT > F40.

    You could always just throw on some Gojira and not worry about the motor sound.

    All I hear is an engine that cannot function as a properly stressed member in the chassis which also requires surplus, drag-inducing cooling. 

    Don't mansplain what my horsepower should sound like, Hoss.

    Marketing. It won’t matter in either case as Hypercar will go the same way GT1 did with the cars all turning into proper prototypes (i.e. TS-020, GT1-98, CLR) because that’s what works in a wind tunnel.