“Don’t call a Scot English”

I know people with taste, beer or otherwise, you obviously do not as you enjoy F&F movies, which are the objective and literal worst.

I do not drink beer or Kombucha, or write poems. My coffee beans I purchase from a local shop here. Cuban variety (is that elite?). I’m sure I impress no one with any of that.

Roooooooooolllllllout.

I love you. LOL.

That’s merely a convenience so as to piss AND shit on The Fast & Furious franchise simultaneously.

I'm here to shit on this terrible movie franchise. That's the topic, you fucking ingrate. 

The fuck do I care about a generation of car culture? I only care that the movie I'm watching doesn't suck the shit out of a dead cockroach. 

Car guys are such fragile bitches. 

Came here for this. Was not disappointed. 10/10

Ronin didn’t suck goat ass like F&F did, though, so... apples vs. goat ass.

You made the right call. They don’t get any better... just bigger budget.

It's one of those rare movies that I physically could not sit through, like Transformers 2... and I have gotten through some bad, drawn out, and odd stuff. It's a true accomplishment to be that stratospherically bad. 

I’d hope so, but keep in mind that this is the blog that has a Fast & Furious retrospective every three days. 

Where the hackers at?

Well, none of this ever would have happened if they didn’t ever make that garbage Fast & Furious in the first place. All of this could have been avoided.

It objectivity can’t be much more shit than the movies that it's parodying. 

Which Fast & Furious sequel is this one? 

Nice minivan. 

This. If you’re not aware of the cobbled together nature of starships, etc. from scavenged parts typical in the outer rim worlds, then you’re not a Star Wars nerd. Hit the RPG kids.