Don't get your JNCOs in a twist.

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Well, he’s not been good enough to win championships on motorcycles for the last decade, so he probably doesn't belong in cars either. 

Fuck Lewis Hamilton too... yeah yeah, but Championship-wise, Rossi don’t line up here. Marquez has the same Crtl-V, Crtl-V, Ctrl-V, etc. record for the last decade here. 

Shouldn’t this be Marc Márquez?

Too short. BTW, the only minions that count as minions are The Monarch’s minions. 

What’s worse than 9/11?

TheWay is a pedophile. No question.

Musk becomes more of a charlatan by the week. He should just change the name of the company to Edison and get it over with. He's no Tesla. 

I remember basic bitches loved them, esp. the convertibles.

Fugly, but still a better a better love story than Cybertruck. 

That’s one ugly fuckin’ car. I mean, they were stock, let alone after this one drove through the Trapper Keeper History Museum.

Is that Lara Croft's tits?

No.

That's a tumor.

F&F over Drive? I want some of whatever drugs you're on! Actually, nevermind, sounds more like copious amounts of lead paint chips.

Watch how you use that word 'metal' there, bub.

You need a hobby, man. 

Answer: Because dumbfuckingmovie