Maybe it was a box full of these?

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I thought this was for sure a deliberate modification to prevent floorboards from rusting out by continuous application of oil.

You take that back. Tanks with armor everywhere but where the driver sits is genius!

GI Joe would like to have a word or two with you regarding some of COBRA’s vehicles.

As a trans woman, all I gotta say about this is that deadnames are called deadnames for a reason. Unless she specifically says it’s okay for people speaking on her past sports career to refer to her as her former identity in that context, she is a woman and should be treated as such. Being trans isn’t a then/now kinda…

Which would make for a terrible door stop if you think about it. It would just roll away.

I don’t know much about the Alfa Romeo Cuneo 33, but it certainly looks like a contender to win the Pinewood Derby this year.

Leia’s weapon... has very small, more organic design touches in hidden parts of the blade that you would likely never see on film.

Instead of something to put in my living room, it’d make more sense to have something large enough to put a living room in. It’s a pretty slow and cumbersome vehicle anyways, so I’d be fine with just looking at a Futurliner:

Probably any old Delahaye... especially one like this one:

Fuck off with the transphobia 

I used to live next to a field like that. My dad was chasing cellists out of it on a weekly basis. Nothing worse than trying to have a nice conversation with your family and hear an AMC pull into the field. You just knew that it was a matter of minutes before all you could hear was screeching cellos.

I tend to say that in the majority of human history, the poor were just literally starved to death. Whereas now, we have unhealthy, cheap, subsidized food where the poor are killed by diabetes or heart disease instead. And then blamed for it.

“You’re in a desert. You’re walking along in the sand when all of a sudden…you look down and see a Beetle. You see a Yellow VW Beetle, Jason. It’s idling toward you…You reach down and flip the Beetle on its back, Jason. The Beetle lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn…

The Spruce Goose held the record for heaviest flown aircraft until 1952, when the B-52 Stratofortress first took flight, and the record for largest wingspan until April of this year, when Stratolaunch made its first test flight. This was mostly because of the wood construction, the wings needed to be big to spread the…

SHOWOFF! 

I, for one, would love one forward gear and six reverse gears.

Bro. BRO!

Justin has suggested crack & blast, which is pretty good.