THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

I went to an all-girls Catholic school, so I never had the opportunity to directly derail a young man’s education with my foundation garments. What is weird, though, is that even in my Catholic school uniform (high-collared shirt, necktie, calf length tartan skirt and brown loafers with knee socks - oh yeah, it was a…

Looks better with a tree on it than most cars do without.

But good thing is, now we know they aren’t dancer:

I had bedding, at a motel, that looked like that under black light.

Needs more side glass

TRUE STORY: One time me and my brother were driving behind a yellow RS4 cabriolet (2010-ish?). It had the top down and the two “Malibu’s Most Wanted” type dudes were there bangin Swishahouse super loud. We were headed towards downtown Houston when the light turned red. There in the corner was a homeless man holding up…

Ok, this vs a reliant robin on a rally cross course. I will pay all 3 of my dollars

^^^ This ^^^

Simply put.

WOw. I cant BELIEVE this. This is fucking OUtraGeouS nintendo. Holy Fuck. Im fuckINg astonaished. This is, the stat eof fuckigng Video Games theses days?? UNBeleiebabelve. WAy to Virtue Siggnle, Nintendoo. So Fucked Up. The SJWSS are Fuckigng RUINING gameing for Normal gamers and Normaal People. Ho0ly FUCK. Holy SHIT.…

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Just for you, Jason:

Boy, the K-Car people are a little crazy this year.

Consider yourself gratified:

I certainly never bought anorexic male clothing models to go with my car. They were always outside of my budget.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.