It’s a big 707 horsepower pressboard pallet

Thanks for the correction. English isn’t my strong point. Could you also tell me what an illegal is? In ESL class I learned that illegal is an adjective, not a noun.

What are you talking about? Craigslist is full of cars with V4s. Do some research dude.

You know we can make some V4s. Take LS1 engines and cut them in half and call them Ls.5!

Also: Cars in the US with fake Euro plates. Here in SC there is no front plate requirement and as a result I see a ton of these d-bag identifiers.

You’ve clearly never forgotten to call ahead for seating. You need that shit to jump curbs and steal parking spots.

The more I learn, the more I understand that there are simply some things in life that I may never be capable of understanding.

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

It takes a few days to get that nastiness out of its system.

I had a 2003 Chevy Cavalier with a manual transmission. It had a little yellow LED in the gauge cluster that lit when you were supposed to shift for optimal fuel economy, according to the manual. It actually was a really good indicator when at partial throttle.

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

I also hear CRTs when they are on and people always look at me weird when I ask them if they a high-pitched noise in certain situations. My latest awkwardness with this “skill” was at the underground exhibit at Louvre Museum in Paris. I keapt hearing a constant super high pitched noise which was driving me insane…

Mine’s a FWDhqwhgads.

As comfy as this might be I cant imagine them being more silky smooth between your thighs than 10 quarts of Mobil 1.

As comfy as this might be I cant imagine them being more silky smooth between your thighs than 10 quarts of Mobil 1.

BRB taking my phone to Michael’s to frame this comment.

Don’t be disillusioned! You’re just getting confused by the words. There’s abortion and then there’s Abortion. All the ladies in DesJerlais’ life had abortions. So it's okay. See white women with money have abortions. Poor, black, or Hispanic women have Abortions. See the difference?

You missed one part. If a Republican man wants a woman to have an abortion it’s perfectly okay. They do not want Democrats of either gender to have options regarding abortion. Only the male (and white) GOP’er is allowed to dictate when an abortion can occur.

So basically... if a woman wants an abortion it’s completely unacceptable.

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.