My cat helps me fix the cars:

Came looking for this. This is the correct answer.

I too have done donuts in that parking lot, although unintentionally in the snow.

Like, I am right there with you on the appeal of this thing: I am very intrigued, but not 100% sure why.

Some alternatives that I just made up:

A freakishly large new species of rat? I don’t believe they exist.

I’m sure he’s just biding his time and slowly working his way up so we don’t get suspicious. I’m imagine in a couple years he’ll be winning darn near every race (can’t win *every* race or people will notice) as cars in front of him seem to mysteriously move out of his way, almost as if acted upon by some magnetic…

Damn, Uly! You’re getting me all hot and bothered over here.

Gryphons or GTFO.

Except the end result is actually a pretty nifty car. I dig it.

Moonshine still?

I think that’s an early prototype before they eliminated side-fumbling.

Don’t get me started on them. It’s always “brown manual diesel wagon or GTFO!”

Fair enough.

Yeah, a fancy wing on a Camry for the lulz is probably an extreme example, but you get the idea. Your buddy is definitely doing it right, though (except for the Confederate flag).

That’s crazy talk!

Yeah, I basically agree. I do, however, feel like there’s room for being ridiculous without actually being ridicule worthy. Basically, I have respect for people following the “have fun with the car you have” principle. The problem is, it can sometimes be hard to tell the difference between somebody slapping a wing on…

This is a good take (am I using that right? Kids these days with their Instachats and thirsty this and lit that, they can get off my lawn).

That is a beautiful car and it’s gotta be a hoot to drive. You’re doing it right.

I don’t know if there were improved DVD releases in between, but holy heck is this an upgrade from what we had before. My wife had a DVD set purchased in probably the late ‘90's, which were okay back when we were watching stuff on a small CRT, but looked pretty crappy on even a halfway decent flat panel display. I got…

I don’t know if there were improved DVD releases in between, but holy heck is this an upgrade from what we had…