Only if you’re wearing pants to begin with.

Man, I’m so conflicted about this sort of thing. On the one hand, DO WANT! On the other hand, I kinda like driving vehicles where my kneecaps aren’t a crumple zone.

I was kinda skimming through comments and thought you said something about looking at his face making you drink a fifth a day. Sounded about right.

So kinda like the drag race mode in some of the Need For Speed games. Although there was throttle control in there too. Basically, you held the throttle at the indicated place during the countdown and then shifted when it said “Shift Now”. Too soon and you lose crucial moments of acceleration, too late and you blow…

Hey, the good news is that your hearing is better than normal. Despite being in my 30's, I’ve somehow managed to retain most of my high-frequency hearing, even though that usually starts to fade in the late 20's. But then, I’ve always had better high-frequency hearing than average. I could always tell when a CRT was…

Not really revenge, just instant karma:

Yeah, the first time I tried left-foot braking I came to a very abrupt stop. Then it occurred to me that I had basically the same problem right-foot braking when I learned to drive. So I started braking with both feet, letting my right foot teach my left foot how to do it. Basically, I was still right-foot braking,…

Eh, based on where that video was taken, they’ve just been to the Mall of America and the Navigator is just a little loopy from going on the rides at Nickelodeon Universe. That log chute is CRAZY!

So let me get this straight - a brand-new classic-looking ute with an LS?

My current favorite CL search is “el camino”. But maybe that’s just me.

#longroof4lyfe yo.

Thanks! I got to wondering about this after I discovered a lightpost knocked down across the street from me. Based on the tracks in the snow, it was a glancing blow (car probably took it on the passenger fender panel), but the light was sheared off cleanly at the base. It’s a fancy old-timey style, but looked to be…

No, it’s more cosmic than that. See, the universe requires balance. For every yin, there must be a yang. For every Friday, there must be a Monday. For every excellent microbrew, there must be a truckload of Natty Light. And for every BMW diving across multiple lanes of traffic with no signal, there must be a Toyota…

I was obviously talking about the zircon-encrusted tweezers. Any fool knows that you gotta harvest dental floss with a sturdy pair of plain stainless tweezers. Clearly, Zappa was trying to portray a “dude” who knew nothing of actual dental floss ranching and just wanted all the other wranglers to think he was mighty…

Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush...

Well, I was hoping for a bikini on the moose, but I’ll take it. Thanks!

That...did not go the direction I was thinking (hoping?). But it’s interesting, for sure.

$kay’s reward should be epic.

That “application of new technology” part is what’s killing V8's. Automakers have been focusing on getting more out of fewer cylinders, hence the glut of turbocharged engines on the list.

Oooh, that’s a tough one. On the one hand, running Roadie for $600 that could be regarded as a blank canvas for your artistic endeavors. On the other hand, I kinda don’t wanna put money into the hands of somebody who thought that was a good idea.