So let me get this straight - a brand-new classic-looking ute with an LS?

My current favorite CL search is “el camino”. But maybe that’s just me.

#longroof4lyfe yo.

Thanks! I got to wondering about this after I discovered a lightpost knocked down across the street from me. Based on the tracks in the snow, it was a glancing blow (car probably took it on the passenger fender panel), but the light was sheared off cleanly at the base. It’s a fancy old-timey style, but looked to be…

No, it’s more cosmic than that. See, the universe requires balance. For every yin, there must be a yang. For every Friday, there must be a Monday. For every excellent microbrew, there must be a truckload of Natty Light. And for every BMW diving across multiple lanes of traffic with no signal, there must be a Toyota…

I was obviously talking about the zircon-encrusted tweezers. Any fool knows that you gotta harvest dental floss with a sturdy pair of plain stainless tweezers. Clearly, Zappa was trying to portray a “dude” who knew nothing of actual dental floss ranching and just wanted all the other wranglers to think he was mighty…

Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush...

Well, I was hoping for a bikini on the moose, but I’ll take it. Thanks!

That...did not go the direction I was thinking (hoping?). But it’s interesting, for sure.

$kay’s reward should be epic.

That “application of new technology” part is what’s killing V8's. Automakers have been focusing on getting more out of fewer cylinders, hence the glut of turbocharged engines on the list.

Oooh, that’s a tough one. On the one hand, running Roadie for $600 that could be regarded as a blank canvas for your artistic endeavors. On the other hand, I kinda don’t wanna put money into the hands of somebody who thought that was a good idea.

A for concept, F for execution.

There was a time when I thought the creepy moon guy was just something that my young brain had made up, similar to the scary green guy that I had recurring nightmares about. I mean, surely nobody would think using him for advertising was a good idea.

I guess some people live where things don’t rust?

That...has happened...

I think the moral to this story is to get hammered before you do any wrenching. Just in case.

This is excellent!

You know, recommending the assassination of a legally elected candidate is not cool.

Okay, here’s my plan: I need an expert forger to insert a little clause in a copy of the Constitution that says if an orange person gets elected, then he and his running mate have to have a drag race with the current VP and a former Secretary of State whose last name starts with P. Winners get to be Prez and VP. Then…