Came here to make the same joke. You did it first, so you get a star.

A for concept, F for execution.

Well, Chinny McShoeface (or whatever his name is, I think he and Matt Smith must be related) had the entire engine out early in the trailer. So I guess the monster is living in the engine bay, providing motive power and occasionally tentacles, and it looks like he eats gasoline.

There was a time when I thought the creepy moon guy was just something that my young brain had made up, similar to the scary green guy that I had recurring nightmares about. I mean, surely nobody would think using him for advertising was a good idea.

I guess some people live where things don’t rust?

That...has happened...

I think the moral to this story is to get hammered before you do any wrenching. Just in case.

This is excellent!

Underworld: Kate Beckinsale kicked butt while wearing tight leather clothing. Her boyfriend turned into a super vampire/werewolf thing. Beckinsale chopped Bill Nighy’s head in half.

You know, recommending the assassination of a legally elected candidate is not cool.

Okay, here’s my plan: I need an expert forger to insert a little clause in a copy of the Constitution that says if an orange person gets elected, then he and his running mate have to have a drag race with the current VP and a former Secretary of State whose last name starts with P. Winners get to be Prez and VP. Then…

Thoughts, dunno how coherent or anything (am slightly hungover), but I has them anyway:

He’s done a lot of non-Ghibli stuff (not film scores, just, you know, music) too. Some of it can be hard to buy in the US, but not too hard to find on the shadier side of the internet.

THanks, that looks like a great resource. I definitely want to go for a tank with a more natural look. No more fluorescent colored gravel and pink plants...

Interesting! Haven’t observed them in person myself.

I think Torch is assuming land-based locomotion.

It’s a mud skipper. They come out of the water and kinda crawl around on their pectoral fins (the “arm” fins), so at least in land mode, FWD is correct.

I do it occasionally in my Grand Caravan because sometimes the transmission goes into limp mode and turning the car off and on again puts it back to normal. If I’m at a stoplight, I’ll put it into P first.

My wife is totally gonna be fine with it if I take out a second mortgage on the house, right?

Mmmm, dat exhaust...