I think we should all aspire to be the sort of people who can legitimately be introduced as "the extremely sideways so-and-so".

I would DD an Olds PowerOak Estate. I assume it comes with faux oak-grain side panels.

My dad always used a big piece of some kind of vinyl coated fabric (think fabric tonneau cover). The snow/ice didn't really stick to the vinyl, and it's heavy enough that it's easy to fold. Bonus was the grommets in the corners so it was easy to bungie into place.

Pretty sure the only thing keeping that car off its roof is the massive amount of ballast provided by the driver's testicles.

Now I gotta check my new-old Doge Grand Caravan that my dad recently gave me. First time I went to put gas in it I had to think very hard (didn't wanna be that guy and pull up to the wrong side of the pump) because I hadn't put gas in it for a very long time and it had no arrow on the gauge. I remembered correctly,…

Me too. All this talk of milk has made me very thirsty. BRB, gotta get some milk.

Well, it's weird that that's the ONLY thing you like with milk, but it's not weird that you like milk and pizza. Because milk and pizza are awesome together. I often drink one glass of milk with dinner, but if it's pizza, i'll go through probably 3.

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Yes, it is certainly a car.

There's room in this world for different kinds of rad. The OP is Boxy Rad, your pic is Sexiest Race Car Ever Rad.

I was just kinda scrolling down waiting for LaLD to represent. Glad you're on your toes.

Totally read that as "Maserati Ghibli Ermahgerd [Zomething my brain stopped processing letters about here]".

I am entirely okay with this idea.

I don't know what car this is, but I do know that it needs to be in my garage yesterday.

Hey, this is surprisingly relevant. My dad just got a new vehicle and is giving me his '94 Grand Caravan. Anybody got a couple extra HP lying around?

No, you're not. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm probably past my prime as a video game fighter jockey.

Also don't forget that apparently Centauri will be around looking to recruit the next generation of Starfighters for the Star League.

NP, all day long.

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Hey, if I had that car, I'd be putting pics all over the internet. 1970 is my favorite year for the Chevelle/El Camino.