Ted Cruz cornered that market years ago: https://www.buzzfeed.com/samweiner/2016-presidential-hopeful-ted-cruz-auditions-for-the-simpson

If you’re in Canada you can watch all the eps right now on CBC Gem.  Worth the time.

I assumed it was some kind of southern US idiom, shrugged it off and hadn’t thought about it again until you mentioned it and now I’m going to listen to Mojo Nixon all damned day. Perfect Christmas soundtrack. 

You might want to ctrl-f find and replace “Nomandland” with “Nomadland”.  Just sayin’.

I got a little dopamine rush reading the connection between “The Electric Company” (HEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUYS) and “Strange Brew”, both defining media of my childhood.

I have such fond memories of seeing “Strange Brew” in the theatre with my family but I hadn’t actually connected the dad from “Sixteen Candles” with elder Elsinore. I haven’t watched “Strange Brew” since it ran on TV in the late 80s for fear it won’t hold up. But my siblings and I still quote it at each other pretty…

Hey, ten bucks is ten bucks.

“The trip to the sanitorium costs 150k. 137k for the sanitorium, 90k for the medication, and the rest for the transportation.”  And then I think the cameraman said something about walking.

No love for Carly Rae? How un-AVC-like.

Well, next Christmas, I’m getting a chainsaw.

Or on the twelfth day, you could’ve got me a dozen donuts.

I told you to get me doughnuts!

I skimmed the trailer because of the mention of Sol’s family (ie, Asians) being curiously absent and holy crap yup, check out 2:06 and 2:16 in the trailer.

Where’d you learn to do that?

Yeah, well, that beer’s empty.

Good day, and welcome to day... TWELVE!

Seven packs of smokes

Five golden...  toques.

Three French toast...

IN A TREEEEEEEEE