I STAND ON LAND.

Yeah, no one except newbies are getting off on the lame-ass barely-a-quiver vibes phones put out. You want your eyes rolling back into your head, put 220 on the money, honey.

UPDATE: BEAR FOUND

I know how little this means coming from a stranger over the internet, but I’m really sorry to hear about your grandfather.  I starred your post because sometimes personal stories like yours get people to change their behaviours more than abstract guidelines from authorities.

Furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto

I would actually like to see this but it’s geofenced here in Canada.  FYI to non-USians/Brits (I’m assuming it’s available in GB).

I work in IT so generally my ovaries are punching each other into a blessed state of unconsciousness. When they stir from their mostly comatose state, it does indeed resemble the beating of a heart a-flutter.

See, Evans is the blond one with blue eyes and a strong jaw, and Gosling’s the blond one with a strong jaw and blue eyes.

Be still my beating ovaries whilst I hie myself to my bunk.

Ditto.  I was high on a nostalgia rush but still couldn’t finish it.

I would be all in for media featuring hot guys with computers. There isn’t even a decent stock image search result for “hot guys with computers”. I smell a profitable void needing filling...

How long into the movie does Sean Bean die?  

Scrolled down here to say the same thing. I appreciate what they’re doing, but if you’re gonna promote masking up, please make sure you’re wearing your own correctly.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37478523/the-nirvana-nevermind-album-cover-baby-recreates-the-picture-25-years-on

Remember the pre-nested comments days, when we tied onions on our belts because that was the style at the time?

As I said in a post when this album first dropped, “Inlet” does not disappoint after Hum’s lengthy absence.

My brother and I will intermittently randomly message each other CAT FUD CAT FUD CAT FUD and the other is obliged to reply OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.  This is over 30 years after obsessively reading the Far Side Collections over every communication channel we’ve ever used.

That clip online of his Animal Crossing island tour is just delightful. And then a butterfly escapes from his pocket and it’s like a ray of sunshine beaming from your monitor.

*mes cheris (“mon” - singular, “cheries” - feminine plural)

It’s downright intergalactic.