That scene was full of great lines. The bit about not wanting to be rude to the cat if it talks to her was great.

That joke about taking the bar exam, about soap, not the other one is still making me laugh today.

Maybe...Just maybe...The defense should stay away from the phrase "He took it like a man."

There’s a 90s Canadian film called Hard Core Logo that’s a fake documentary about a fake band (the lead singer is played by Hugh Dillon, who is the lead singer for actual Canadian band The Headstones). A few original songs appear in the movie, but what’s more interesting (to me, anyway) is that the soundtrack is…

We’ll still trot out Septopus or The Wizard’s Baker.

Pretty much any song from any Loren Bouchard show (e.g. Home Movies; Lucy, Daughter of the Devil; Bob’s Burgers) would be in the running, and do the songs from Flight of the Concords (the series) count, or are they considered carryovers from Flight of the Concords (the band) real-life shows?

Don’t put marbles in your nose. Put them in there do not put them in there.

Was really hoping to see a big circle that said “no” when I opened this article.

And now you know.........the rest of the story.

but also, just slam them with the flat of your knife

“I HATE THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!!” -- Them

I feel like the word “hack” is the most overrated, overused word today and I vote to just remove it from our vocabulary 

I’m not saying it’s the funniest joke in this episode, but I totally lost my shit at “Thanquet”.

It’s no MGS “Snake Eater”, but I mess with it.

Fuck yeah a British Indian playing an Arthurian knight!

I have a herding breed. We’ve been playing fetch for 96 hours straight.

Man, the core six Dragonlance books will always have a place in my heart. I understand that it’s derivative (D&D in general is derivative largely of Tolkein’s work), but I love those characters so much. What I especially love is (you’re waiting for me to say Raistlin, aren’t you?) how they weren’t afraid to make Tanis…

I Know Why The Caged Bird is Out of Stock.