When they present the young female caimans there it would be the Nathan Fillion Brazilian Civilian Pavilion Crocodilian Cotillion.

It takes a Nathan of Fillions to hold us back!

I hope they take this opportunity to embrace multiculturalism and make it the Nathan Fillion Brazilian Civilian Pavilion

“Moist Clowns” is now the name of my post-hardcore band.

What is with this stupid aversion to the word moist? It’s a perfectly fucken cromulent word! Shit that is damp in an absorbed way sorta. That’s a useful word for a ton of shit that isn’t gross. I get it, when your junk is moist, it’s gross, but my junk is also gross if it’s squashed or crushed and nobody bats an…

If we’re going to bring up Dancing About Architecture, then I’m posting some Bran Van.

This chicken is no more! ‘E ‘as ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone on to meet ‘is maker!  ‘E’s a stiff!  Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace!  If you ‘adn’t nailed ‘im to the perch, ‘e’d be pushin’ up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig!  ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off…

+1 Pinin’ for the fjords?!?!

The chicken isn’t dead...

Wait a second. Garfield eating all the pizza in town is a supply chain and inventory problem, but he has Odie building an oven as some kind of solution? This isn’t some production capacity issue. If he wants to help, Garfield needs to get Odie out there forming strategic relationships with farms and ranches in a…

Any time people debate best film Hamlets, I always give Richard E. Grant as Withnail as Hamlet as my answer. 

He’s also fantastic in the first scene as well as all the middle ones. I love him so much.

 I have the original Warner Bros cartoons on DVD and my kids loved them.

My favorite part is that this bestselling ‘author’ of ‘books’ closed an email with ‘Hope your well’. Because of course he did.

As long as we’re on the topic of what to say and what not to say as a server, please don’t look at my empty plate and say “Wow, SOMEONE was hungry!” or “I can tell you didn’t like it [wink]”.

Next thing you know you're meeting Thor and scaling down a building. 

occurs at 8:20 of 8:51. sheesh

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

I recently visited Tokyo and they’re such efficient walkers, it was painful to come back here to the land of inconsiderate assholes who can’t move to the side.