There was also Garfield bubblegum that came in a pouch - like Big League Chew, but in orange and purple.  Probably nowhere near as tasty as Garfield nacho chips would’ve been, though.

Zimmer’s studio stable will “elaborate” on Zimmer’s ideas. And agreed, the Dune score *should* be weeeeeeird but the studio’s going to want a marketable product in the end.

I was yelling at my TV “IT’S BIOLUMISCENT!” when they showed the plankton glowing:

SON OF A BITCH I’M GOING TO BREAK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHcough

Now I’m sad I didn’t specify it was a redneck protest.

So a Westboro protest was laid to rest by Randy Blythe?

Pearl Aday, actually, now married to Scott Ian of Anthrax.

I literally just got it by saying it out loud just now. Shish kabob.  

“The films, in addition to having diminishing returns, were causing a physical toll: He was a big man doing stunts, running around in front of green screens, going from set to set. His body began to fall apart. “By the time I did the third Mummy picture in China,” which was 2008, “I was put together with tape and…

I was thinking Al Gore.

It was originally from threadless and it doesn’t look like it’s available anymore, but if you want to custom-print one, the graphic’s here:

Well, now I have “Pesto in My Pants” in my head.

My t-shirt that says “it’s just safer to assume I know karate” says otherwise.

I don’t get HGTV but this is how I imagine their lineup looks:

I have put it like this to people who have Amazon Prime and decry Amazon’s labour practices in the same breath and the response I get is essentially :: blink blink :: They either mentally cannot connect the dots, or they willfully won’t because it means they would have to wait an extra few days for their “stuff”. Or…

This is what I’ve been doing since vanilla extract prices jumped, but in my neck of the woods (Canada) even the beans themselves are getting hard to source and even more pricey.

My friends had a dog who growled at me every time I came near with my head uncovered. Wearing a hat, wearing a hood - no problem, but if my hair was exposed, he’d go into full-on enemy threat mode. Dog had even gone through private obedience training. Eventually they narrowed it down to a complete and utter distrust…

I just saw “Free Solo” this weekend and having initially thought it was some sort of “Star Wars”-adjacent documentary, it is bonkers in the best way and well worth seeing in IMAX. I love heights, my friends have acrophobia and we all had to pick our jaws up off the floor when it was over.

It’s also pretty accurate for “creative” girls her age.

I did not know that existed and my life is better for it.  I thank you, good sir!