He's Blue in pretty much every American translation.

Well he posted the "butthurt report form", he got you there and we know what kind of humor he's into.

Go home Sam, you're drunk.

These are soooo nit picky. I guess that's part of the joke but it's kind of obnoxious as well. You couldn't make a movie that's "sin" free in their opinion and have it the least bit artistic or cinematic.

Really? You turned off Amber alerts on your phone? Doesn't that seem a bit...dickish?

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATHEIST.

There's nothing wrong with the map, you're just misinterpreting it. It's not a map of the biggest GDP generators, it's a map splitting the country's GDP into two equal buckets. If you wanted to, you could leave NY, LA, and Chicago all out of the orange and add in enough other cities to make up the difference. It's…

You said "ass but."

Given that same-sex marriages account for only about 3% of all marriages in the United States, I think it's logical to see why only heterosexial marriages are depicted. While one could possibly generalize that the outcome could be the same for both groups, even if same-sex marriage data was included in this…

I don't mind knowing that animals are slaughtered so they can be made in to food, but I'm disgusted with how you mutilate the English language.

Mountain Dew was actually created to be a vehicle for urban legends.

Wait. My ex-wife also has two rings, and she's the biggest bitch of them all!

Find a nearby bucket of ice water and throw it in your face.

+1 for Better off Ted

No. Bad advertiser. Bad.

I like it, but you should have gone with hot ham water! So watery and there's just a smack of ham.

I feel like I need to tell you. Your comment is super lame. No one reads it and goes "woah a straight razor, never thought of that and also wow this guy must be a total badass" like you imagine in your head

Your freedom to inhale thick stinky water vapor with nicotine in it ends where my freedom to not inhale thick stinky water vapor with nicotine in it begins.

Awww, too bad. That's why we have opinions. So we can disgreee without feeling empowered to destroy each other by divine providence.