I wonder how I can convince you to never do that again.

Well then, good show, old boy.

Clearly, you didn't read my comment very well, as I said "I certainly use it sometimes". I do have one, and please, explain how I'm doing it wrong.

I'm not sure you do. The 3D is 100% a gimmick. It doesn't add anything to any of the games outside of "Wow" factor. It's cool, and I certainly use it sometimes, but there aren't any implementations of it that are anything more than surface-deep. I don't buy the "helps with judging depth" thing. It's cool-looking, and…

I read that as skipping as in skipping rocks, not as bypassing. Lightly touching tastebuds. Which gives it the exact opposite meaning as your comment, but if it's meant the way you described it, yes Mountain Dew is delicious and I disagree after the fact.

I especially appreciated the part where it said that no one hates on Favre, Manziel, or Harper. I know tons of people who hate all three of those people for being arrogant douchebags, and somehow that's ok. Racist is judging someone because they're black. Judging somehow who happens to be black because they're acting…

You don't? People keep saying this "Why doesn't anyone complain about Harbaugh?" They absolutely do, he acts like a child, and gets called out often. If he did that during an interview, he'd get ripped to shreds too. Not to say there aren't racist people who hate Sherman because he's black, but hating him for being…

I do agree this isn't something that should happen, but I'm not personally offended by it, just confused. I just don't understand this stereotype. The hair I can understand, but the long, pointy noses, I just don't get it. I feel like most racial stereotypes take a grain of truth about some people and blow it out of…

I didn't try the chip, but are you calling Chicken and Waffles as a concept odd? Because maybe at first it is, but once you've tried it, you'll never think that again.

The water that you defrosted the chicken in goes so well with chicken, too.

Am I the only one who thinks the "It's a game about stealing things and breaking the law, how can they be made when people cheat?" is an incredibly stupid argument? It shouldn't matter what the game's content is, hacking breaks the game. If someone hacked a game about hacking games, it would still be a detriment for…

Fair enough. I grew up there, moved about a year ago. Love it, but recognize its shortcomings, I just hate when people bash it just to bash it. But if you're from there, fair game hahaha

From Buffalo, or just like kicking a city while it's been down for years and years and years?

I think that part's pretty awesome. I just got a 3DS for Christmas, but I've travelled twice since then, and I think seeing the regions is amazing. At JFK, I got someone from Andorra. I was dorkily excited.

No, this works if you only tap about 5 times. I've never tried it with bottles, but it definitely works with cans, so I assume the same principle applies for bottles. As other people have said, it dislodges the bubbles in the liquid so they don't carry it up as they leave the bottle, they carry it up before all the…

The two I meant were actually math and statistics. I'd agree that science and research aren't necessarily interchangeable.

Dear Steve Hopkinson,

Exactly. I hate that saying it shouldn't be a real sport is "hating" on it. Plenty of things are already considered sports that I don't necessarily think should be; we don't need more. NASCAR for example. Incredibly difficult, hugely impressive if you can do it well, still not a sport. All of these arguments are…

Because this article is about snark far more than accuracy, clearly. Also, excellent username, there. Danger Zone, etc.

I absolutely despise the Jets, but I am always on board for some "Tom Brady is a girl" jokes.