I once had a cockroach the size of a Smart Car in my apartment. I sprayed the hell out of it with a toxic, bleached based, foaming bathroom cleanser, but it still wouldn’t die. However, it was far from functioning to full capacity, so I stuck a bathroom waste basket over it and waited two days until I was SURE it was…

“Donald Trump is a phenomenon that foreign countries haven’t seen. So, it is a shocking experience to them that he came into office.”

Kissinger is a war criminal and it’s no surprise he is okay with a Trump presidency.

Hey, 2016, got one for you? You game?

Here’s a thought: how about old white guys stop telling everyone what a great “opportunity” we all have now? Because unless they mean an opportunity to stand and fight against tyranny and oppression, I don’t want their fucking opinions.

This motherfucking guy.

And the old white women like Hillary Clinton telling us we should trust old white guys like Kissinger.

“Extraordinary opportunity “ to kill lots of people but at the same time a few people will make even more money? Is that it?

Why on earth would you ever want to pick up the head of a snake? Just hack it up and run away!

Oh, yeah. Provoking a major nuclear power with random actions including a complete departure from established policy is a TOTALLY stabilizing move.

In case anyone has forgot, Hillary and Kissinger were really close.

See...I would have been okay with an “outsider.” I would have been okay with someone with no “governing experience.” What I am absolutely not okay with is someone who does not have the intellectual curiosity to learn everything there is to learn about this new job he miraculously fell into, and would rather go on…

I enjoyed the novel and film adaptation of The Manchurian Candidate. I never thought the live version would be so tacky.

No. If nothing else, it is Trump attempting to arrogate Presidential authority that is not yet his to exercise.

Find yourself some other political or social “orphans” and make yourself a new family of choice because those pricks don’t seem very loving or supportive.

I mean, he’s not wrong. The opportunity to make enemies out of everyone who isn’t russia and utterly annihilate the surface of the earth in a nuclear firestorm is pretty extraordinary.

Did you burn down the house? Do you need an alibi? We were together the whole time.

that’s true of most snakes, though.

BREAKING: Old White People Have Bad Political Opinions.