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Gidget Castrillon
cybercriminalmastermindextraordinaire

It never ceases to amaze me that people who think the laws of nature destine them to rule also think they must constantly protect against those who would subvert the laws of nature. Gravity is a law of nature, because gravity is a law that can’t be broken and doesn’t need anyone to defend it. If you need to protect

Dapper White Nationalist. Holy shit, I don’t understand how anyone could pair those descriptors together and think “Yeah, that sounds great.” It’s so maddening to see how many in society continue to accept things that come in “pretty” packages and that if you have enough money to LOOK a certain way, well then you must

#MakeNietzscheAntiRacistAgain Look up his relationship with Wagner if you need to know his feelings on anti-Semitism. They were strong. He was, first and foremost, a worshiper of strong individuals, but he was not a fan of racism, that was his sister and her nutjob husband.

Take away the dapper clothes and what do you have?

Ew.

Nah. Just start a GoFundMe and we can privately contract with some “fix it” people to disappear the men of your choice.

If I was a clinic employee it’d be worth the getting fired. Betcha Sofia would be happy to provide a reference anyway.

The sort of languidly delivered sentiment, “I had a really miserable time in Dubai,” is something reserved almost exclusively for super rich people.

So frozen fertilized eggs are people now? I suppose the logical next step is that ova and sperm should be considered people too. Someone needs to sue Nick Loeb on behalf of his sperm, because every time he’s masturbated or had sex without making a baby he has deprived his sperm of their right to live.

As a man, I concur. I don’t know which part of this is more disturbing, the idea of a guy suing a woman to hijack 50% of her DNA, the fact that Louisiana has a legal framework to allow this to happen, the fact that said legal framework creepily names the cell clusters in question, or the fact that the entire thing is

I think some random woman he’s never met needs to sue him for child support for their 57 embryos that exist in potentia.

Embryo rights are ridiculous for many reasons, but mostly because many many many embryos are created and do not progress into pregnancies or births through natural biological processes. It’s as if the lawyers and lawmakers who debate these issues aren’t experts in science, medicine or women’s reproductive systems.

The problem with that is that we don’t need the distraction because that is what we are best at and that is what Trump and his army of deplorables are counting on. Bread and circuses while Pence sets up the electroshock therapy camps.

Sofia and the Satanic Temple need to get together on this one. Fuck Nick Loeb.

there was a time when I enjoyed Dirt Bag for what it was. Popcorn. Salty buttery popcorn I could eat without worrying out the rest of the world. Just a little moment of silliness and goffyness in the world of the rich and famous, where one could chill and forget the cares of the world. But now, I find I can’t do that

It’s too early to be this angry! Fuck that asshole. If you want to be daddy so bad adopt a fucking kid and call it a goddamn day.

People say millennials are oversensitive, but at least we aren’t as litigious as the current embryo generation.

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of

Democrats, always bringing a code of ethics to a knife fight.

I want to hit my head against my desk repeatedly until I become this stupid and just stop listening to reason. It will help me to believe that things will get better and take away my crippling fear that idiots like this will rule the country for the foreseeable future and do everything in their power to put laws to