“I don’t want this to be our new reality but it sadly is and us hoping and praying it goes away is as useful as thoughts and prayers after a mass shooting.

Every sentence in this comment is the damn truth, but I especially like this, for reasons I’ll keep to myself right now: “Between “celebrity foundations” (looking at you, Real Housewives) and “raising awareness” of well-known causes (really glaring at you, Real Housewives) it’s a wonder effective non-profits get any…

“Sadly when your a publicity whore like she is the line between stunt and breakdown gets blurred by your wallet.” Exactly. Worse, she and the rest of her family - her husband included - have no qualms about creating trauma for their financial gain, so I have no sympathy for them. I’ll reserve my sympathy and empathy…

I honestly cannot believe my fucking eyes. What do they charge for that travesty?

What is this gif from?

Same here. I hate what it was turned into.

And when might you write about the American version? You know, the one that’s seized this country for the last three years. It’s true it’s written about every single day, but not openly. Oh, because of those legal issues. How could I forget?

Welcome to my life for the last few years.

“Not so long ago, I woulda called you a tinfoil Mad Hatter.

I fell for his schtick. Feel free to relish how right you were, because you have no idea just how very right you were. He’s fucking awful, worse even than he’s undead-looking predecessor.

“I’m also pretty sure that she buys her meat from the same infant butcher that Ted Cruz buys his. Holiday meals in the Trump / Cruz homes likely consist of fava beans and human veal.” And you’d be absolutely right.

“I just read yesterday (I think) that he needs to get it but hasn’t yet because Leo has terrible handwriting.” Really? Sometime last autumn one of his assistants on, if I remember correctly, The Aviator, published a handwritten note he’d written her when the film wrapped. It wasn’t what you’d call beautiful…

This perfect comment.

“So either choose to attend one (or more) of the parties you’ve no doubt already been invited to, or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone[.]” No way, Jose! Goodness knows I’ve spent the last few Christmases all alone, so I’m done with all that. What I’m trying to say…

That’s what I’d do, given the opportunity. But, then, I’m not famous, just a nobody screaming and heckling innocent people on the internet void. Just another of the unheard, unwashed masses.

I couldn’t agree more. But that might come across as heckling him, and I wouldn’t want to be guilty of Kathy Griffith behavior!

“But it’s hard to judge a celebrity for avoiding Kathy, since doing so gets you in the act.” Yeah, and it’s so obvious they want nothing to do with it, nothing. Ignore that all evidence contradicts that, but yeah. And Leo should never be asked to part with his phone. He’s most likely shelling and dealing, bringing us…

You’re welcome to join me in my little life boat. You can even have some of my whiskey.

I’m having one right now. It’s dangerous for me to drink in this kind of mood, after the kind of day I’ve had, but there isn’t much else to do since life is elsewhere.

It’s been in that section for a few years now.