Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

My 6-year-old niece was talking to her grandma about the election a few days ago and how she doesn’t understand why anyone would like Donald Trump. Grandma reminded her that everyone has different opinions and that, as a two-year-old, she defiantly loved Mitt Romney. My niece finally explained that it was because he…

I think you just described Joe Biden.

It drives the racists absolutely fucking batty that the Obamas have a good marriage and are great parents.

I don't just have a leppo. I have many. I have the best leppos, Ok! Believe me.

Johnson wants to represent America and a large part of America probably does not know what/where Aleppo is either.

White hypocrites: “Black people should protest peacefully, not loudly in the streets.”

MY BRAND!

Please, KUWTK, deliver me with a joke where someone tells Kanye to “look with his special eyes” the next time they pass a McDonalds in the car.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

It’s perfection, and exactly how I feel about his dumb hot ass. OR in other words, “Oh Ryan. Ya fine but ya simple.”

I am commenting for the first time ever on a Jezebel post (even though I’m a long time reader) because I am CRYING over this paragraph:

I was just laughing at the other swimmers being like “It was all Lochte’s idea!” Fair enough, bros, but if we’re honest, you get what you deserve when you accept Ryan Lochte as your idea man.

I’ve always known Ryan was dumb. Like, properly stupid. But not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he could bring about a full-blown international incident based solely on the sheer intergalactic power of his stupidity.

It’s puzzling that so many people are angrier at Hillary than at the man actually accused of rape. And that includes the alleged victim.

It’s puzzling to me how many people are acting like this is new information. Or like Hilary Clinton is somehow more responsible for Bill Clinton’s behavior than Bill Clinton is.

I’m not saying I believe either party here, but I would like to point out that there’s a difference between beeing a cheater and shitty husband and a rapist. And being a serious philanderer doesn’t automatically turn you into a rapist. So why would Hillary - or any woman - blindly believe another woman making that…