Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

She’s got the votes. It’s a question of whether or not she’ll survive... or they’ll accept the results.

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

still, you gotta admit, the odds of quintuplets reaching the finals is pretty impressive.

We shouldn’t mock. She clearly forgot her formal outfit and has shown ingenuity and perseverance by improvising using a swimsuit and the curtain from the shower in her hotel room.

Throw a convention for the republican party?

It’s a beauty pageant for teenagers. If you can think of a more efficient way to attract the worst people in the world, I’d be interested to hear it.

Oh girl Michelle is going to be waiting on the tarmac for you

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

isn’t it grand that idiots come in all shapes and sizes and races and genders? thanks for sharing.

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

I would also add that Kim has been extraordinarily vocal about political/social causes like gun control, political participation, national and international tragedies (with clear and specific calls to action) and other important issues. As a citizen, she’s doing her part and using her profile to raise awareness and…

Bush still speaks for a lot of people, especially in Texas, who consider themselves reasonable. He’s not Trump, at least. A show of unity... well, hard to see the downside.

As much as I dislike George W. Bush, I’m okay with this. I think this is a time for unity and there is no better show of unity right now than of the current Democratic President and the previous Republican President coming to the service together. I doubt it will heal any rifts in Washington, but I’ll take what I can…

It’s funny that you mention the media denying them attention as you bemoan the lack of coverage on another topic entirely. You are part of the problem.

You “had” to find out about breaking news from a major international news agency? I’m sorry, I think your outrageometer is broken.

I don’t doubt that the Dallas shootings will be covered by Jezebel, but this particular article is an almost-live update on Philando Castilo, not an in-depth analysis of the current state of gun violence, racial profiling, and police brutality in America. If it were I do not doubt that the Dallas shootings would be…

Those officers in Dallas wouldn’t be dead if it weren’t for officers Yanez and Kauser. Try to think about it that way.