This man is truly sick. And Camille is even sicker to stand by his side.

excellent. thank you, zoha.

Great. Now, I want gummy candies for lunch. Why must I be an adult?

Whoa whoa whoa, so we’re saying language has been around WAY before someone rich and white wrote it down? I’m not sure I can handle this shocking fact!

MADELEINE pls tell me there’s going to be a Franzen post PLEASE. Dude gave an interview to the Guardian about how he wanted to adopt a Iraqi war orphan to understand The Youths

Bitches: always lying.

They’re asking people to vote on whether they believe someone was the victim of sexual abuse?? What possible useful information is this supposed to garner? Are they also asking about other alleged crimes? Fuck.

Next time an MRA asks why women don't report sexual assault if it truly does happen as much as us women say, link them this article.

Hm yes definitely the music executives should be the ones to decide whether Kesha is telling the truth! Because they have music! and executive.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Because Sir Patrick Stewart is Sir Patrick Stewart, whatever cesspool he happens to be standing in at a given moment.

If there’s anyone out there who deserves his knighthood, it’s Sir Patrick Stewart. He’s not only a tremendous talent, but a tremendous person, who speaks out against domestic violence (in honor of his mother) and veteran’s issues (in memory of his father, whose abusive patterns stemmed from his experience in combat).…

By the way, did you know that I am the man who introduced the concept of the double tea bag to the United States.

While I don’t look forward to the inevitable shooting, I do look forward to the owners quote of “Who could have foreseen this happening”.

Whatever JB’s selling, she’s not buying. (And neither is the woman to her left). Frankly, I can’t blame them.

girl, me too.

they’re going to do their looking VISUALLY??? WHAT????

I won’t have any political requests in my obituary, but if my son ever votes Republican/conservative I’m going to haunt the shit out of him.

Drunk people are really bad at following rules, is the thing.

okay but this is legit fucking hilarious and now I’m going to put something in my obit like,