I may be hopelessly optimistic but I’m inclined to think they do actually care about their friends and family, they just don’t give a damn about anyone else.

I’m not sure what’s worse, that he doesn’t seem to have learnt anything at all from Romney or that I’m worried he might actually pull it off.

I only know who Ollie North is because of the Family Guy episode, I’m reasonably sure I should be ashamed.

Judging by her reception here her 15 mins seems to be running out, which means the flying spaghettii monster has been paying more attention to my prayers than hers.

It’s a plot! First he stops them developing HIV then he’s going to ship them all over to the U.S poor Donalds going to get his wall built to sort out the Mexicans and Obummer will slip a bunch of Africans in when no one is looking.

Those women will never be their wives or daughters and therefore as far as these ‘pro-life’ morons are concerned they don’t matter!

Raises slightly guilty hand, 9 out 10 at least. Yours is definitely the better plan though I’m sure my skin wold be better if I didn’t.

This is why I have to get better at colour selection, I hate to throw things away because expense and waste I am also VERY bad at picking the right things and so.

I’m really glad to hear that because despite swearing this time I’ll ditch it after three months I think some of my mascaras have great grandchildren. I’m permenantly mildly concerned that I’m going to wake up with purple eyes.

Not real people though silly just those odd pretend ones. This man is a walking checklist of negative character traits.

Oh god, ‘the blacks’ really? I missed that one.

It looks like a kids bad home economics project! Anybody who buys that bag should be sectioned or given the Republican nomination.

Done my time in the customer service trenches and yeah that sounds familiar. I agree though that a balance is important, there’s a danger that when they so massively inflate the risks people just stop paying attention.

Same here or at least a firm side eye (I’m British and repressed) but I think I like Madeleines advice. It doesn’t sound like the intention was negative and trying to settle into a new social situation it’s terribly easy to misjudge the tone.

So skip the wedding and just wear a princessy dress all the time. Shopping, washing up, takingthe rubbish out, you can be a trend setter.

I’m trying to imagine the meeting at which that design was proposed and I’m failing. Did someone get out of bed one morning and go, ‘Eureka! This is where straws have been going wrong!’

As a general rule I’m not much of a princessy person but I’m making an exception for that dress

I say bring back poofy sleeves on everything we’d never have to carry bags again just stick it in the sleeves.

So I absolutely support the idea here but there’s something about using cute kids to garner publicity in these situations that makes me squirm. Am I in fact a heartless fiend?

I think this unknown ‘source’ is the same person in all these stories and I am very jealous of their pychic powers.