Ah but clocks aren’t made by real people, Father Christmas ships them in once a year. How did this kid get one 3 months early huh answer me that?

It has to be a boring world they live in don’t you think?

Ah but when Mars are done it may well test like air freshener, never assume!

I know what you mean, I really have trouble getting my head around a mind set that requires a ‘broader explanation’ for this but damn they must be living in a grey world.

Starred purely on the basis of that 36 second clip because no.

Couldn’t agree more, I’m quite genuinly baffled by the fact that an inventive intelligent kid is being treated like this.

Well obviously he couldn’t just have made something on his own because it was interesting, that’s crazy talk!

The statement from the school reassuring parents that,

See this is what I get for living in Britain boring M&M’s. Trump is right you know it’s basically a howling wasteland out here.

A police spokesman told the Dallas Morning News that they didn’t believe Ahmed was building the clock out of pure curiosity. “We have no information that he claimed it was a bomb,” he said. “He kept maintaining it was a clock, but there was no broader explanation.”

Maybe like a small experimental bit to be on the safe side, I don’t think I trust these people.

Huh you mean it was actually chocolate at some point? Who knew? I’ve never heard of Wilbur, don’t think it’s available over here. Interesting chocolate info thanks :)

So what you’re saying is Mars should also be on my Death come the revolution list?

Excellent! (carefully doesn’t ask why you’ve been sharpening your pitchfork ;)

That works, I’ve got enough angst for a teenage goth and am horribly angst deficient

You should definitely be on the Jezebel candy committee! So,

Chocolate yes, ‘chocolate’ burn the witch! But we could have a rolling program, cult of the week?

Interesting point, yes Elliot is a lot more is raw a good description? and people are always fond of happy endings but I’m not sure it explains why she took off on such a gigantic scale.

You know I think that was my first I’m getting old moment discovering there was such a thing as too sweet, not many things mind you :)

You have to be kidding! seriously?! Finding out about the automatic excommunication was bad enough but there’s a get out clause for the influential? You know actually I’m not even surprised these people are actual scum.