Excellent work! Sadly due to the absolute certainty that I would fall over my own feet I am denied these sort of shoes. I think you should wear them for me a shoe proxy as it were (and then I will run you as an android and know the true joy of not being a klutz, MWA HA HA! :)

I saw a pair of incredibly awful tartan stilettos in a shop window and they were splendid, Lady Gaga would look great in them. Though the ones she has are probably alright as well, she never listens to me!

Crafting supplies, I’m nearly certain.

I keep thinking I should turm my ad block down so I can actually see these tweets then I remember how much fun guessing from the comments is :)

Now that’s hospitality, you’re a credit to your Nation. What about if I growl menacingly and eat tortillas? I bet I could convince Huckabee I was a violent Mexican felon, I doubt the performance would need a lot of nuance.

Any legal types know if any current law would allow people to prohibit this sort of stuff being done after they die? Can you assign rights to your image to someone? (and then you know hope they’re not too weird?)

Coffee before attempting the complicated stuff always coffee first! Also the bedframe thing? Three times a week minimum and boy does that sting

Because we’re living in a weird world where instead of trying new things ever we’re just going to go round and round redoing the old ones, books, films and now people forever and ever amen.

What’s that quote, ‘Democracy is the worst form of government apart from all the others’ something like that anyway, I’m starting to have my doubts. I’d be a benevolent evil overlordhonestly.

I don’t think we can rule out it being a REALLY sneaky bear attack. First they sabotage the hammocks then,

If I find out who’s operating the Huckabee robot there’s going to be trouble! They have to spend the next decade teaching that bear how to stay on a hammock and then the bear can teach me I am not good at that.

Bear falling on face perpetually, never has a gif more accurately summarised my life.

I really wish that were true but there’s a hell of a lot of young faces at some of their moronic rallies and these guys have 15 bajillion children each, I’m not sure numbers are on our side.

I knew it!

If I was American I’d probably be trying to take comfort in the fact that he seems to be less influential than he was however his general brand of dip shittery isn’t going anywhere. I think I’m more disturbed by how prevelant those attitudes seem to be than whose face they’re wearing this week.

I think she’d be funny if you could you know remove the people she’s messing with from the equation as it is... well one of the trainers at my gym is teaching me how to box properly.

I had some really good ice cream earlier and also cider :) Now I’m working out how to become an illegal immigrant so I can come over there and see if you guys are just messing me around, Huckabee isn’t really real is he?

Well I think someone was talking about a new series (which would be a horrible idea!) but I’d appreciate Blackadders view of her :)

Okay you have a birth requirement for Presidents, I think you’ve got an age requirement? basic general knowledge test maybe? because I’m a dam foreigner and I’ve got a better grip on this stuff.

I think that’s the most depressing bit. I mean don’t get me wrong I want to punch this woman on general principles but all this energy and resources spent on something other than being a petty minded waste of space. It is so frustrating!