Already have mine.

It’s got a nice “My dog is about to sneeze” quality about it.

If that’s what they picked, I’d love to see what they rejected.

Apparently, based on the color scheme, the Timberwolves are also moving to Seattle.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

These players should have known Goodell would want in on a strongarm competition.

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

And, he’s down at Mar-a-Lago because of course he is.

I’m kind of wondering what you were expecting to find for less.

A $20 blowjob is still a blowjob.

That is without a doubt Roger from American Dad.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

A River Puns Through It.

If he was Polish he would try to use the bar to clear the pole.

Kizer’s lucky to have gotten out of Notre Dame with his life.

False, they’re not 20 GB. Yet.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

I have.