And they’ll make the same bad deal again in 20 years when the Vegas stadium becomes “obsolete” and they get caught up in the nostalgia of bringing the Raiders back again.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

This absolutely has to be the centerpiece of his defense. “Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady wants you to believe the impossible...”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

The dark horse option is they just follow George Thorogood on tour and play wherever he is for a few years.

I’m going to place my bets on all those times you willingly handed your card to a waiter, who walked off out-of-sight for 5 minutes, over the chances that someone dumpster dived, on two consecutive weeks, to find pieces of your old card and put them together.

Yeah but coal mining is pretty sweet if you own a coal mining company.

Exactly. Now, if we could just bring in factories producing solar panels or wind turbines and retrain the coal miners to work there for better conditions, safety, and future for their families . . . nah, that would make too much sense. And plus, the GOP would have to admit that climate change exists.

You equated an OTC supplement to recover from injury with wanting athletes to be “drug fueled steroid machines,” but I’m the one who missed the point.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

BOOP

You both need to be Monitored.

Since it’s in Miami I would think you steal it, put it in a shipping container and then sell it somewhere halfway around the world.

Totally hear what you’re saying, but what he’s trying to say is that he created the blueprint for what Key and Peele do. That is, to put racial issues at the forefront of a sketch comedy show. Dave had his moments where he strayed from this, but for the most part his sketches put racial stereotypes and myths front and…

It’s been sullied by poors.

You’re reading too negatively into the comment, and the titles isn’t helping things out—Dave, here, doesn’t at all have a gripe with K&P or their show; what he seems specifically angry/annoyed with is that, after he had to struggle just to get X or Y done on Chappelle’s to have the show fit what he wanted it, his…

I think it’s interesting that people are reading Dave’s comment and thinking it’s about Key and Peele and not how he was treated by Comedy Central.  

Dave was right.

One night in Spain, an American couple goes to a very famous local restaurant. While they’re eating the crowd oohs and ahhs as the chef, himself, brings out a plate with two giant saucy lumps and presents it to a patron.