well, you are a better sport than the missus I guess.

You know those fancy Kodi sticks will probably have this streaming for free . . . . just sayin.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

I’m glad someone properly trained in the use of a firearm, with years of experience, was able to diffuse the situation.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

They should interview that guy. I’m sure he’s currently developing some interesting theories on what happened to that missing kayaker.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Anyone notice he got a 200 ft headstart?

The Challenger starts to show boat at the Wisconsin and Michigan section of the bleachers.

hooray for promotion truthing

You dare doubt The Freeze?

Grooming. Plain and simple.

YOU SOUND LIKE A PERVERTED BECAUSE YOU ARE A PERVERT.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

- The best berry is the Marionberry because it’s laced with crack cocaine.

Just a heads up, there are quite a few typos.