Yes you are:

It’s a win that Duke lost, yet a loss that anything from South Carolina won.

If you’re old enough to have braces, you’re too old to be crying about a game you’re not playing.

Whatever the name, Monday at school is going to be the epitome of suck.

The first time CBS showed this kid I was like, “ah man, that kids really into the game. Great job finding a passionate fan, camera guy!”

Looks like the price tag is still hanging from the jersey.

He must be fun to be around. 

I was really confused by this article until I came down to the comments. Glad is isn’t just me.

I didn’t realize that the other team should be penalized because you flailed like an idiot going for a rebound. Hunter shouldn’t have been called for a foul, but he wasn’t pushed.

Wow what an excellent call. Maybe a bit lucky to get it right, but that player was so out of control that the attempted push applied zero force. He was flying in there on his own. Smart to recognize that by the ref.

I’m not sure I have ever cared about anything as much as this kid cares about this moment in time.

The second I saw this kid, I knew he would be on Deadspin.

That’s a Clifton if ever I saw one.

That’s gotta be a few dollars in the swear jar, right?

Yeah, that’s a pretty typical north shore trust fund kid.

There are days I wish I was capable of caring about stuff that way. I mean, can you imagine? I think the entire NFL could fold and it would merit a shrug.

fuck that kid. whiny ass punk. his name is probably Bartram or Phillip or some other dumb ass white kid with privilege name

Can someone just shove a watermelon in that kids mouth and shut him up

The starting Duke guard of 2030.

His parents must be delightful people