Meanwhile, over at USC ...

+1 Good one Nana!

I hear Tylertoo County is also pretty lenient when it comes to sexual assault.

These nuts that grow around the root of the hardwood.

I think most people lost interest at “shared from Compete”.

so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

“WHAT AN INCREDIBLE LAST SECOND SHOT. AND YOUR BLAZERS CHANCES OF MAKING THE PLAYOFFS ARE REDUCED EVEN MORE.”

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

getting their rocks off

And less e-sports nonsense

BROOM!

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

But his balls are. Or were.

Columbia huh, you sure be Owen good, Owen good amounts of money....

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

Fuck them both.

As a person approaching the mistaking the accelerator for brake pedal age, I seriously wish politicians had the balls to put laws in place requiring retesting at a certain age. Many of these elderly drivers are every bit as comprimised in reaction time and hand eye coordination as a blind drunk person.